Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
Cite Arrow the greatest thing i have ever read (via jessicarabbrit)

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fosterthenoodle:

There’s a very special place in heaven for bands who put lyric booklets in their CD cases.

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

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maths-sucks:

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

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mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

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nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

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andrewsoup:

softboycollective:

meanwhile the police fill the block with tear gas. who’s protecting and serving here

meanwhile, ignorant [usually white] people will talk about how “oh, how do you expect the police to react when people are looting and rioting?” but you can be damn sure you won’t see them talking about this.

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aplacetolovedogs:

Awwww puppy gets scared by a cub!

aplacetolovedogs:

Awwww puppy gets scared by a cub!

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stumphallelujah:

ill never not reblog this

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algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

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